By clicking "enter", you certify that you are at least 13 years of age and are mature
enough to view graphic text-based violence, suggestive, objectionable and almost certainly
offensive material. You also acknowledge that if you aren't, your overbearing bitch of
a mother won't find out and raise hell. If she does, you acknowledge that the MUD staff,
nor the players are in any way responsible for game, website, or forum content;
even if they are responsible for it. You agree that if you get yelled at, it's your own fucking fault.
You also acknowledge that if this ever happens, your account will be deleted without warning.
Plus, we'll cripple and sterilize you.